This post is pretty much all about my sister... She will probably want to kill me after I type all of this, but I am over it, because I love her soo much!
Needless to say my sister is pretty good at embarrassing herself all on her own, I just enjoy sharing her stories.
You know that commercial with the guy who falls off the treadmill? Yup it happened to my sister - minus the whole you-tube video, but she did put a dent in the wall behind her. That was a while back.
Then there was the time we were driving along some back road and she slammed on the brakes and said: "Did you see that? That horse just dropped dead right in front of our eyes". She was mortified until I told her that was how they laid down. We grew up city girls, this was a whole new reality for her ever since she moved out of the city.
Heck as a child she thought brown milk came from brown cows!
But let's move on to some of the recent events, like yesterday...
She was grocery shopping and talking on the phone to me, of course, obviously she wasn't paying attention and tripped over a milk crate, pushing over a stack of milk crates as she tries not to fall, pushing the poor store clerk into the freezer. Of course I told her she was a clutz. The store clerk was concerned for her well being - just as she was concerned about his. She excused herself with "this is a prime example of why you shouldn't talk on the phone while shopping". I told her that if he had to write up the incident he would probably state it as "the women was an extreme clutz" or idiot. Needless to say we are still laughing over this one. And her ankle is actually swollen.
Then there was this mornings texting conversations:
Excuse the fancy stickers to protect her name, although I am sure most of you know who she is!
So to answer the title of this blog, my life would be boring and I probably wouldn't laugh nearly as often!