So, as I promised I have a funny story to tell you all about! Now please note that the whole story has not played out, so this will be part 1 and part 2 will follow once the whole story plays out! Now I am posting this praying that M doesn't actually read my blog, he says he doesn't, but sometimes asks about it, so this will be a true test! If he does happen to read one days, I hope he doesn't read today's post until it all plays out!
So last weekend I went on to the La Vie En Rose website and was "browsing" from the comfort of my own home, if ya know what I mean? I prefer Victoria Secret, but the shipping to Canada is too much, so I always stop there when visiting the US. So I happened to notice a 70% off sale! We ALL know how much THIS girl LOVES SALES! So of course I took a peek! I had never ordered online from this store before, but found myself adding stuff to the cart.
I found a cute "baby doll" - who makes the names of these things.... seriously... but it is not super skimpy, like wearable to bed I would say, without causing "a scene". I found a scarf, a sweat shirt, a "chemise", with a matching cardi, I got M some pajama pants and boxers, and myself a lace bra band. Out of all of those items, I would say nothing exciting or out of the ordinary! But I did find a super cute and sexy little something, which I was planning on keeping a secret from M. I had told him that I was making the purchase online and of course he wanted to see, so I showed him all of the above, minus the sexy something. I was excited to be getting some new sleepwear and his response was almost daunting, he says "Oh, that's all you bought?" So I said no, I bought one more thing, but its a surprise! Then my mind started working and the web page shows 3 items per line. He didn't want to ruin his surprise, but after convincing him, he decided to play along! So I decided to show him the line and have him guess which one I ordered! One item was a 2 piece full pajama set, the other one was a lacy top, silk bottom "chemise" and the last one was THE ONE. I asked him which one he thought I picked and he says.. I kid you not... "Well I know which one I wish you picked, but you probably picked #2 (the lace and silk "chemise")". So of course my response was something along the lines of "You know me to well, I thought you would really like it, but you seem nothing but disappointed with my surprise!" I went along with him thinking I order the "chemise" instead of the sexy something! He then threw the whole "Now my surprise is ruined.." I assured him that "you obviously wouldn't have liked it anyways..."
How mean am I?
But it didn't stop there.... no it couldn't possibly! He then told me it was like something I would wear to bed anytime and that it was "boring". BORING! So I played the whole "Oh so you think I am boring?" wife act and drew out this whole big argument that was going nowhere good! I was letting him dig himself a hole and he knew it! I was trying my darnedest to act pissed off, but I couldn't help but to laugh every now and then! I later assured him that this must be an argument that most couples have... you know lingerie and that this was normal! Haha! He ended up getting pissed off, I ended up throwing more drama in the mix and headed to the bedroom to pull out my actual lingerie throwing it all over the room, questioning if they were boring and he was responding no and telling me how much he loved THOSE ones, but that what I had just bought was not like any of those and he was right they weren't. I told him that my taste had changed, now that I am 26, I need to wear more suitable lingerie for my age! Haha! He was falling for every bit of it! I also assured him that when I was 60, there would not be lingerie, I would hit the naked stage with saggy boobs and all! Just imagine the poor guy wondering what had happened to his wife? Better yet, what WILL happen to his wife? Should he trade me in now?
We both decided that we had enough of arguing and he told me that he loves me in anything that I wear and of course preferably nothing, even if I am 60! He also informed me that he wished the "naked stage" would happen now. So really, I was just making him feel grateful right? I felt horrible as well with his sentimental melt down at the end of the argument, but still didn't confess that I bought the sexy something that he did indeed like! I did laugh behind his back!
I figure that it will be an awesome surprise!! I can't wait for it to come in now after seeing how my mean wife stint played out!
So Part 2 will follow, as I am sure another discussion will be had!
I know this was a pretty mean joke, if you can call it that, to do to my poor man, but it was also fun in my eyes, just not his I am sure! It will alll work out in the end! I am sure that he will be pleased overall! He will have probably forgot the whole incident by the time it comes in! It could take up to 2 to 3 weeks before I see my delivery!
Happy Friday folks!!
5 comments:
Haha, can't wait to hear what he'll think of the real outfit!
Oh my goodness, that is too funny! I can't wait to hear what he thinks when he finds out!
How funny! He is going to be excited!
Oh I don't think it's too mean- you know he'll love the outcome! My "sexy nighties" are usually pj pants and old t-shirts, so you've already got me beat!
That's pretty funny! You need to let him know that he should be glad that you even wear lingerie in the first place-I can't stand the stuff, or I can't stand the way I look in it. Can't wait to hear the rest of the story!:) xoxo
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