Day 20 - Nicknames...

My nicknames are pretty basic. The most common ones being A, Ash, AshPants, Crash, Babe, and Osh (by Hannah). Also due to a certain speeding ticket.. hubby has been calling me Speedy Conzalas and he even sings the theme song... enough said...

So I figure I will give you some of the nicknames I call my pets! Because we all know how easy it is to nickname the furballs.

Lily gets called: Lily Bean (since she was a pup), Billy (by Mike's parents), Beef (because she is 100 pounds... on thyroid meds), Red (obviously her color), Lily Banana Boat (just sounds silly), Lil (for short).

Gracie gets called: Gracie Mae (her middle name.. she was born in May), Gracie Clepto Mae (because she steals things... rather humorous story to be told at a later date), Chunk (she has a big head), Puppy, Grace, Baby G.

Jazz gets called: Jasmine (when she is bad), Jazzy (most commonly), Little B*tch (because she is one..), Jewish Cat (I don't even know why..) Jubes, Chubby Chenga (she has a double chin and a gut), Mommy's Baby (because she only likes me), Jazzy Jigalo, etc.

Binx gets called: B, Binxy, Binky, X-Box (we had a house guest call her this randomly and it stuck, then we found out that he named her that because she acts like most characters on Mike's X-Box), Little Black Terrorist (she is CRAZY), Mommy's Little Mistake (she is really small for her size and CRAZY), Buce, BooBoo, Boose (because she acts drunk often) and Bubba.